So don't be answering yer phones with yer regular swaggish "hello". Pick up that their talkin piece and let loose with an appropriately swarthy aphorism. (one appropriate for the ears of wenches and babes, of course)
I fer one know that my kids won't be doing chores else receiving correction...they'll be swabbin the decks or walkin the plank.
"Finish that there bilge cleaning or I'll plumb keel-haul ye!" I'll shout with gusto. "Arrrrgh!"
Doubtless my children will end tomorrow very confused and/or requiring therapy. But it'll be all worth it doncha-know...hoist the jolly rodger and dust off your best piratey-voice and celebrate!
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