Advantages to losing the hair

Top 5 bald benefits:

1. When lost in the wilderness, built in signal mirror
2. Can rub own head for luck
3. Good excuse for wearing hats. (drawback: still look dorky in hats)
4. No more shampoo! (drawback: turtle wax is pretty spendy)
5. Great sound when doing the "I could have had a v8!" slap.

Pre-emptive strike

I mean, if it's leaving anyway...why not help it along?

I'm too sexy for my hair...too sexy for my hair...to sexy for my ["EEK! What *have* you done!"]

Brief stint as a Mr. T stunt double. It didn't work out.

About FACE! Nope, sorry soldier, you're washed out...sorry 'bout the haircut.

Implements of destruction.

Ya missed a spot there, dad...

Shiny!

channeling Seth Godin.