Advantages to losing the hair

Top 5 bald benefits:

1. When lost in the wilderness, built in signal mirror
2. Can rub own head for luck
3. Good excuse for wearing hats. (drawback: still look dorky in hats)
4. No more shampoo! (drawback: turtle wax is pretty spendy)
5. Great sound when doing the "I could have had a v8!" slap.