Sunday, May 02, 2010

How to plant a rosebush

Yard:1, Aaron:0

(1)find a spot along the fence where there's sure to be a buried sprinkler line
(2)cut line with shovel
(3)spend 30 minutes trying to figure out/remember how to turn the sprinklers back on after being off for the winter.
(4)fill hole with water making sure it's a sprinkler line and not some random buried hose
(5)run to the store, buy stuff to fix
(6)fix line, cursing $!@ cheap harbor freight hose clamps that I "had on hand"
(7)turn on sprinklers to verify fix...and notice that the hole is 6" in front of a previously forgotten sprinkler head. (which would have destroyed the rose)
(8)fill in hole. walk quietly away meditating on the character building qualities of the previous 2.5 hours.

2 comments:

Janey said...

love you humble sharing!

Davis' said...

LOL. That was funny.

Tell your wife maybe she should have you plant something edible...she knows my stand on rose bushes. :) Tell her raspberries have thorns if that's what she seeks!
Maybe the edible plants would give you less trouble! LOL